(1) Complete failure to update my blog in over a month. I'd like to claim that it's because I've been on safari tracking wildebeest and whatnot, but the truth is I've failed to have any really cool stories or thoughts in that time. Yes, it's true. I'm generally a food-consuming, excretion-producing waste of space.
(2) I apparently put a footnote-style * in my last post, and then failed to footnote anything. Nice one.
(3) I failed to give credit to Em for introducing me to Faildogs, also in that last post.
For all of the above, I can only offer this as a consolation prize for my massive suckage:
