U.S. = 1, Defunct Satellites = 0

You'll all be relieved to know that we did, in fact, successfully bring democracy to the errant malfunctioning spy satellite late yesterday night (I am using the current U.S. Government's definition of "bringing democracy" wherein we bomb the crap out of somewhere/thing. Thus, democracy is born). Only slightly worrying is the fact that we are confident that we destroyed the satellite, but not completely certain. If any of you find yourselves in clouds of toxic hydrazine gas, you know what happened.