I have failed you, gentle readers. I was too rear-centric in my most recent post, and forgot to mention yet another gem of Daily Candy-rie: the introduction to Betty Color for the Hair Down There. Em had to remind me of this phenomenon which, really, I'm shocked I could've forgotten about. Yes, my friends, there is pubic hair dye in the world. You should go read the link's explanation if only for the amazing euphemisms. You'll never think about your "peepee's teepee" the same way again.
*Please note that I will in no way help you to make peace with your pubes, so don't even think it. Back story: way back in middle school, I read an issue of YM where some poor soul had written in to the beauty column, all frantic because her newly emerging womanhood was growing out of control, so to speak. As a preface to whatever advice they were about to give, YM informed her that they would help her "make peace with your pubes."
That line has stuck with me.
I wish it hadn't.
V out.
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